As Norwegian as it gets

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You know, Americans, in Norway we are more sober than you. We have Vinmonopolet, which is not a kiosk, where we buy wine and liquor, and it closes in the afternoon, and so does the selling of beer in the regular stores. We are permitted to drink alcohol, though … And aI have made a discovery. You see, down in Western Norway there is a factory making lemonade. Extract. Lerum, is the name. Ai believe one elsewhere in the world believe they have good lemonade, though, Norwegian? And aI tried it together with vodka. And it is heaven. The blueberry syrup is fantastic with Smirnoff. Ai believe Smirnoff is especially sharp. And together, that drink is dry, and sweet, anyhow, tasty, and permissive. That blueberry, by the way, aI believe is made from the typical north blueberry of Europe. And yesterday, aI tried the blackcurrant syrup with Absolute vodka. And it was fantastic. Tasty, and sour, and a bit of bitter aftertaste. Ai know there is a vodka which in fact is produced in Russia. And aI look forward to try it, together with whatever, if all the tasting has not let me be an imbecile before that.

Right now

Unfortunately it is so, that remedies against wounds, such as disinfecting liquid, disinfecting ointment and moisturizing cream, are exchanged, in my apartment, with quite the opposite. So it seems, the wounds in my face never heal. And every day, there is planting of evidence, so that aI am quite occupied with getting rid of it. Ai wash my bathroom and kitchen daily, and that is nice, don’t you think? Ai feel, though, aI wash my bedclothes daily, also, and that is maybe not so nice. Right now, though, aI feel my apartment is safe. Ai am sitting with a lot of candle lights around me, aI am drinking fastfood capuccino, and something which appears to me to be a hit, being Smirnoff’s vodka and Lerum’s blåbærsaft. Lerum is a factory which makes lemonade, in western Norway. And blåbærsaft is lemonade (extract) made from the typical blueberry up north. You really should taste it. Absolute vodka is fine, though, Smirnoff appears to be sharper, and that makes it. Ai wonder, by the way, if the look of that Smirnoff bottle says something about the Russian, or if it is just something historical. Anyhow, aI learned the other day, Smirnoff no longer is Russian, being produced in England, or whatever. Ai believe those people producing it should contact the majesty or the highest priestess in Russia, to hear, if the look of that bottle is convenient, anyhow. So, you see, aI am not that bad. Jesus takes care of me, and aI mean, what the heck. This cannot last. The problem is, aI am destroyed, right? Ai could have been something, to the world. And the world chose to sell itself to Satan, and to kill me, by deed. Well. One thing is quite for sure, and that is aI have no authority in this world. And that is good for my salvation, aI imagine, being no power. Incapacitated, is the word for it, and that is what aI am. Expect no help.

How it is going to be

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Every time aI go to sleep, the wounds in my face are infected. And for a very long time, aI have been bothered with pain and itching, given me by what is in my teeth. This cannot go on. Obviously, the children of Satan cannot control themselves, and will pursue their evil intents if there is no immediate sanction. So, from now on, everyone wanting to harm a hypnotized or a broken one in the hands of God, or who wants to destroy the work of a hypnotized or a broken one in the hands of God, will be extinguished by the pursue of the intent.

My God, aI am furious. Christ give me right.

By the way, aI have made, on Prixnix.com, an overview of the “spots” in my apartment, to be found here.

Norway

Whatever

,” okey … Maybe Norwegian is not that silly. Pretty close, though. We share with the Jew that orientation one in philosophy call “materialistic”, and you know, Americans should also, having a President. Number One, not One and Only. What that means, is that we are grounded. Pretty down to earth, by the language, though dreaming about the not reachable, not imaginable. So we can be pretty naive, thinking others must think as us, like in the hands of God, cared for. We are basically like the tree flowering, not the beast, pissing on it. And that is pretty close to being that silly. For some.

The internet addresses

Ai have cleaned up a little in my internet addresses. Ai have moved vaccinius.com to my home page, and aI have destined fantasifix.no for memory. It is a bit silly address, really, since the site is in English, also. And aI have made some new short addresses to my pages. This particular site, the WP blog, aI got the address vaccinius.net for, the other day, so now vaccinius.com points to my home page, and vaccinius.net points to this blog. As aI see it, and want it to be, the .com and the .net addresses are the one’s which are not matters.

It is a bit funny, the thing with internet addresses. Today, one can make plenty. Ai thank the Lord, though, for giving me trixnix.com and prixnix.com and any other. Imagine: damesnames.com; jentemente.no; magnimix.com. Ai believe those addresses, still today, would be worth fortunes, if fresh.

Ai see that someone has made a lot of internet addresses, obviously intentionally to ridicule and to make despair, both as .com and as .no, and aI once made blog posts about it. Maybe aI will repeat those lists, in a way or another. Maybe the posts are deleted, and aI have found a few more addresses. When identity on internet is bad, organized, not incidentally, one gets the notion internet is a place for the bad, and that internet is not love. And, you know, we can make that a picture.

Ai am happy with my addresses. Thank, You, Lord! They say something, are easy to memorize and to share, and they give masses of possibilities.

Ai have even bought tertit.com. Tertit is the baby name of my sister, and, of course, she does not know it, and when she is finished being a business woman and makes herself a spot, aI will give it to her, and say “it is fate …” Tertit is very intelligent and very artistic, so aI believe she can make something nice.

The appearance of the blog

AI have an incredible challenge, presumably given me by Ingrid Alexandra. After aI changed the theme of the blog, the header image, that is the A in the circle, became frozen. Ai mean, there is nothing aI can do about it. Ai cannot move it, aI can not change it, and aI cannot delete it. Ai have thought about it, and since aI am not thinking, aI have come to the conclusion there is a possibility to change the entire mending of the blog, by making a theme on a Blogger blog, and save the atom of that theme on my computer, and then upload it to WordPress, on the blog. Ai think about it sporadically, and especially when aI am tired and ready for bed. As right now. And aI think that is part of the plot of Her Royal Highness. To make me confused. If aI do that now, aI cannot do it tomorrow, and if aI wait until tomorrow, aI have forgotten everything about it, and will regret aI did not do it now, since aI only think about taking away that A when aI am tired. Ai believe aI must sleep on it.